Don't Judge Me. I'm Sick. You Shouldn't Judge Sick People.

I'm sick.  And lazy.  And exhausted.

But also bored.

So I found some random questionnaire on the internet that will give me a structure for my blog post today.  So I don't have to think.  I'm not awesome at that anyway, but when I'm sick...well let's just say all that I have in my brain when I'm sick is snot.  At least I'm pretty sure that's where it's all coming from...I don't think I have room for it all in my snot glands.

Here goes:


1.What was the first thing that crossed your mind when you saw the word “Poke” on Facebook?


Dirty things.  You know how in my blog description I generally put that if you, too, think like a 12-year-old boy, you might like my blog?  There's a reason for that.  Also a reason that I only poke people on Facebook that I feel very safe and have a long-standing, happy relationship with.


2.What percentage of friends do you “really” communicate with on Facebook?


Honestly?  Legitimately?  Most of them.  There is a fair number of people on there though with whom I am only "friends" because I am interested in keeping up with their lives, and not because we're all that close.


3.Write the first thing that comes to mind on the words/phrases below. All your answers must start with the first letter of your answer. So if your answer to friend is Michael, then all the subsequent answers must start with “M”. Have fun…

• Friend ____James_______
• Boy ______Josh_____
• Girl _____Julia______
• Occupation _____Jabberwocky-Keeper______
• Color ___Uh...I was supposed to not have to think.________
• Clothing item _____Jewelry.  Shut up, it counts.______
• Food _____Juji Fruits______
• Bathroom ____Uh...what?._______
• Movie ____Just In Time*_______
• Shout ____Jumping Jehoshaphat!_______
• Music _____Jazz______
• Drink _____Juice.  Ha...this is easy...______
• Animal ___Jacaranda!  Oh wait, maybe that's a plant.________
• Street ______any street that starts with a J?  That's dumb._____
• Verb ______Justify_____
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4.What part of you body do you like most/ consider an asset? 

Boobs=Power.  But also I like my eyes.

5.What scares you most? An animal or a person?

Spiders, probably.  But not because I'm actually afraid of them, I just have a horrible phobia.  Things I'm legitimately afraid will cause me harm?  Totally people.

  







6.What among gum, lip-gloss and IPod do you consider an everyday essential?  

Gum=lame.  Lip Gloss=What is this, an episode of Lizzie McGuire?  And Ipod=awesomeness.  I BELIEVE YOU HAVE YOUR ANSWER.

7.Would you rather have trust, passion or honesty in a relationship?

I can't have all three?  Um....well honestly it's probably not passion.  I love passion, but it's not the thing you can't do without.  Trust would be nice, but it's not worth much without honesty.  I'd rather actually have you cheat on me and then be honest about it than have you be faithful but lie to me all the time.  So, honesty.  I guess.

8.Success, health or love. Which of the three would you like to have before dying?

Success as Americans understand it is total bullshit to me.  Not into that.  I've never been totally healthy, so it would be nice to feel like I was for once, but it won't ever happen...too many of my problems are chronic.  If by "love" you mean finding "the one" I say screw that, I'm a bit cynical about that shit right now.  But if by "love" you mean "having people who legitimately love and care about you in your life and are a positive and helpful influence" then I'll take that one.



Well so much for not thinking. I totally had to think.  But hell, at least I didn't have to be creative.  I'm going to go blow more snot out of my brain now.

*Note: I cheated on using "Just In Time" as my J movie.  It sounds like a movie title.  I'm assuming it's a movie title.  And I'm too lazy to open IMDB and check, so.

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